The Countdown

Top 10 Movie Insults

Countdown #421

 

You know how this is the nicest, most easy-going podcast where two friends get along all the time and there's nary a bad word said between them?

 

If you answered "yes", you're lying to humour this description, so thank you for the effort, but there's really no need. Paul and Wayne know their show is built on hurling insults at each other, so it should come as no surprise that when Top Level Patron to the show, David Powell, said do the Top 10 Movie Insults, the lads needed little convincing.

 

What follows is much like Wayne's genitalia - short in length, but big on laughs - as the boys perform their favourite movie insults for (or is that at?) each other. Paul may even call upon the Soundboard in an even more integrally important way than its regular critical role, much to Wayne's annoyance.

 

So tune in to find out how badly Wayne loses it, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Given B-Dizzle and David's podcast We Watched a Thing a listen to say thanks for the awesome topic.

 

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Evil Dead Rise review

The Evil Dead franchise is back and Paul couldn't be more excited!

 

The listeners, meanwhile, decided Wayne's fate, so he was forced to sit through this one as well, despite generally not being a horror fan.

 

Will Wayne find more here to like than he would like to admit? Or has he spat the dummy at watching any and all horror films for the show?

 

Or will Paul be disappointed, having had to wait ten years for one of his favourite film franchises to return to the big screen?

 

There's just so much on the line, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps

Evil Dead Rise NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 16:20

Evil Dead Rise SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 16:20 - 26:47

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 26:47 - 27:58

 

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Top 10 Stoner Movies

Countdown #420

 

It's Episode 420 and as Patron Extraordinaire Chris Yeany worked out, this Episode drops American time on 420 ... So what option was there other than to do the Top 10 Stone Movies for this week's show?

 

None.

 

"Don't condescend me, man."

 

"That's just like, your opinion, man."

 

"Ladies, ladies, ladies! Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!"

 

"I am not amused."

 

"It’s almost a shame to smoke it. It’s like killing a unicorn, with like, a bomb."

 

If any of these quotes sound familiar, you're going to have a good time with this Ep. If they don't, sit back and get ready a ride on an escaped cheetah to a place that sells mini-burgers, all while wondering exactly where your car is ... as The Countdown continues.

 

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The Super Movie Bros. Movie review

500 million dollars later, Wayne and Paul decide they better see what all the fuss is about and head to the cinemas to catch the latest triumphant video game adaptation, The Super Movie Bros. Movie.

 

Amazingly, the song "When Will I Be Famous" is not used once in this 90 minute animated adventure, but a bunch of other crappy needle drops are, and Wayne, at least, is all about them. But does he like, well, ANYthing else about this film? And how many times has Paul defended a non-horror against Wayne's version of Negatron?

 

Learn the answers to these questions, as well as well as weigh in on the controversy about a nihilistically depressed character in a film for kids, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps

The Super Movie Bros. Movie NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 15:12

D&D: Honor Among Thieves SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 15:12 - 22:19

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 22:19 - 23:25

 

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Top 10 Last 10: The Theater is Back! Edition

Countdown #419

 

It's Top 10 Last 10 time, and in case you weren't aware, the theater experience is back! So the boys are celebrating by reviewing a bunch of films they've recently watched (in Wayne's case that means he saw them within the last week) and have yet to speak about on the show.

 

Everything from low budget horror to Academy Award nominees get a look in this week, as Wayne again laments his life choices (when it comes to film), and Paul is more than pleasantly surprised by some of what he watched.

 

Tune in to find out what you should and should not watch in the months ahead, as The Countdown continues ...

 

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Air & The Pope’s Exorcist reviews

Two reviews again this week, but Wayne was too busy to see both, so Paul kicks things off by reviewing the well-received Air, which once again combines the talents of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to tell the story of how Nike lured Michael Jordan to join them fresh out of college.

 

Then, Wayne joins Paul to review The Pope's Exorcist, a horror film starring Russell Crowe which Wayne suggested to see, somehow having no idea it was a horror. Paul has a load of fun with this, but who's enjoying themselves by the end of the film? The answer may shock and disturb you ...

 

Which, if any of these films, is worth your time and hard-earned to see at the theatre? Find out as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps

Air NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 10:26

The Pope's Exorcist NON-SPOILER Review: 10:26 - 20:11

The Pope's exorcist SPOILER-FILLED Review: 20:11 - 29:57

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 29:57 - 30:45

 

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Top 10 Unexplained Mysteries

Countdown #418

 

If the Top 10 conspiracy theories weren't enough for you a few weeks back, Paul and Wayne go back to that off-kilter well to deliver you some very disturbing true mysteries of the kind that have yet to be solved.

 

From dark matter to severed feet and by way of far too many disappeared or murdered people, this week the boys are covering their favourite unexplained mysteries.

 

If that sounds too dark for you, fear not. The Soundboard is on hand to incense Wayne, Paul is prattling on about a TV show concerning cities of gold, and just how many listeners will reference the mythical film Reap in the Pop 10 segment?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and more, as The Countdown continues ...

 

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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves review

Hollywood circles around to the fantasy adventure film, this time dressing it up up as a D&D film set in the Forgotten Realms fantasy world. Paul knows all about this as he used to play D&D back in the day. Wayne claims he played it only twice - even if it was a lot more than that - and remembers little to nothing about such adventures.

So who is going to enjoy this film and who is going to be middling to okay with it? And just how high is Chris Pine's charisma score?

 

Learn the answers to these questions as well as just what the hell a Displacer Beast is, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps

D&D: Honor Among Thieves NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 15:13

D&D: Honor Among Thieves SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 15:13 - 27:16

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 27:16 - 29:56

 

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Top 10 Cover Songs of All Time!

Countdown #417

 

For the show's eighth birthday (Eight! Can you believe it?!), the guys decided to celebrate by counting down their Top 10 Cover Songs of all time.

 

It should be an easy brief to stick to, but Wayne decides he can include non-released live recordings on stupid youtube channels, while Paul stays true to the HEAVILY IMPLIED brief.

 

Which is to say, it's more of what you've come to expect over the last eight years and 417 countdowns, plus Steven Seagal being a bigger douche than normal, as The Countdown continues ...

 

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John Wick: Chapter 4 review

With a pencil!

 

One host has labelled this latest 169 minute long John Wick flick "The Numbening", while the other believes it is the finest action film in many years and cements the series as the best (action) film franchise in history. Who is whom? And do Chad Stahelski, Keanu Reeves and the mountain of stunt-people and choreographers strike gold for the fourth time in a row?

 

Learn the answers to both of these questions and more, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps

John Wick 4 NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 14:27

John Wick 4 SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 14:27 - 31:10

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 31:10 - 31:59

 

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