The Countdown

Drive Away Dolls review

Hey! It's a new Coen Brother comedy road film. Co-written with his queer wife, Tricia Cooke, and all about a couple of lesbian friends who are not at all angsty about their sexual orientation going on a hilarious road trip and unknowingly pursued by shady criminals. How could this not rock?

 

Well, as it turns out: it does not. Join the lads as they chart just where Drive Away Dolls left the Good Film Interstate and would up along Disappointment Backroad, by way of Not Funny Enough Highway. All as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Drive Away Dolls NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 10:52

Drive Away Dolls SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 10:52 - 19:55

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 19:55 - 20:38

 

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Top 10 Comedies of the New Millennium

Countdown #462

 

Everyone likes to laugh, right? Well, Wayne and Paul certainly do and so they each put their minds to the task of collating the very best comedies of the last 24 years into a Top 10 list for you.

 

How many times does Judd Apatow get a mention? Is Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill or McLovin the most featured actor in these films? And can Paul find it in his apparently cold, dead heart to laugh at ten whole films?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions - with plenty of laughs along the way - as The Countdown continues ...

 

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Madame Web review

Paul and Wayne have heard the siren call of the nuclear box office disaster that is Madame Web, and if you're not going to see it, they have courageously decided to will this one for the team!

 

So join the lads as they try to narrow down where it all went wrong for Sony and the creative team behind "Spidey-Tingle: The Movie". Just don't expect this turd to be polished gold, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Madame Web NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 11:40

Madame Web SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 11:40 - 27:42

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 27:42 - 28:13

 

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Top 10 Spy Films REDUX

Countdown #461

 

It's Wayne's favourite genre, but he can't remember what films he chose for the first ever Countdown back in 2015, so hopefully no-one else will either ...

 

Join the lads as they countdown the top 10 Spy Films of all time, updating their lists from that long ago day when The Countdown was little more than a glint in Paul's eye.

 

How will things have changed? Will there be any films from the last 9 years added to the list? And does Matthew Vaughn get a look in with his brand new blockbuster, Argylle?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and more, as The Countdown continues ...

 

 

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Argylle review

The first big-budget, major release of 2024 is here in the form of Argylle, and no-one is more excited for its release than Wayne - he who had it as his most anticipated film of 2024.

 

So with a poor box office return and fairly savage reviews from numerous critics, what will Wayne make of it? Does Paul find more here to enjoy than one might expect? And can it be that Matthew Vaughn has De-Palmaed?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and more as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Argylle NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 15:48

Argylle SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 15:48 - 32:49

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 32:49 - 35:05

 

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Top 10 Rock Songs of the 1980s

Countdown #460

 

Rock and the 1980s. How much more iconic does music get?

 

Big hair, big drum sets and big personalities. To say nothing of the classic songs.

 

So join Paul and Wayne as they attempt the impossible: To distill an entire decade's worth of amazing music into just ten songs as they countdown their Top 10 Rock Songs of the '80s.

 

Will Wayne tear himself away ballads, soft and yacht rock? And can Paul fly the flag effectively for Aussie rock?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and more, as The Countdown continues (to rock you) ...

 

 

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Bonus Ep: Terrifier and Mama Mia! reviews

Way back in May of 2023, many of our fine Patrons tuned in to watch or listen to our climatic guest spot on the Livestream for the Cure, as hosted by Nick, Dan and Gerald. During that spot, to raise money for the fight against cancer, we pledged to watch horrendous films that you chose for us. And being the wonderfully, generous people you are, you supported the cause.

 

Those films that we pledged to view were in Wayne's case, Terrifier (2016), and in Paul's, Mama Mia! (2008). This is where we honour that pledge and you get to hear us suffer in the name of charity!

 

Thank you for your support that day, and now enjoy the fruits of that support while Paul is (hopefully) skiing down some Japanese mountains.

 

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Top 10 Most Anticipated Films of 2024

Countdown #459

 

The review of 2023 is over and it's time to look ahead at what's to come in 2024 as the boys lay out their most anticipated films of the coming year.

 

Just what is getting the guys excited in terms of the release calendar? Will Paul again be sucked into the vortex that is the Alien franchise fandom? Can Wayne even make a list when there are so few superhero films being released in 2024? And where, exactly, will Furiosa land on these lists?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and more, as The Countdown continues ...

 

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Force of Nature: The Dry 2 review

The boys got along to their first advanced screening of the year and it was the big sequel to the massive Australian hit, The Dry, starring Eric Bana.

 

In this one, Detective Aaron Falk returns to help with a disappearance of someone he has a connection with, while an event from his past will help him solve the case. It's better than that synopsis sounds, but does it hold a candle to the original?

 

Find out before its official release date on Feb 8th, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Force of Nature NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 8:17

Force of Nature SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 8:17 - 18:42

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 18:42 - 19:55

 

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Top 10 Dumbest Moments of 2023

Countdown #458

 

What were the guys' thinking? Doing another episode about the dumbest moments of 2023, might end up being one of the dumbest moments of 2024.

 

After all, did they really expect to avoid courting any controversy while mentioning anything about US politics to international conflicts by way of terrible behaviour from studios, celebrities and companies that brew beer along the way?

 

Can such topics even be funny?

 

Find out just how dumb is dumb, as The Countdown continues ...

 

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