The Countdown

Kung Fu Panda 4 and The Gentlemen TV Series reviews

What is a podcast to do when there are two significant things to review, but not enough time to watch them both? Well, how about divide and conquer, as Paul takes his daughter to see the latest film in the Kung Fu Panda series, while Wayne gets a bespoke suit on to watch Guy Ritchie's spin-off series to his own film of the same name, The Gentlemen.

 

Will Po out geezer a cockney gangster? And can Guy Ritchie work in a hand to hand fight scene worthy of the Dragon Warrior?

Learn the answer to neither of these questions, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Kung Fu Panda 4 MILD SPOILER-FILLED Review: 0:00 - 8:50

The Gentlemen EVEN MILDER SPOILER-FILLED Review: 8:50 - 20:56

 

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Top 10 Last 10 - More in 2024 Edition

Countdown #465

 

It's Top 10 Last 10 time as the boys review ten of their most recent watches, ranking them from worst to best to aid you in choosing what next to watch!

 

In this Ep they review everything from Oscar contenders to low budget Danish horrors, via misguided musical remakes and wrestling biographies.

 

How many non-feature films will Wayne have on his list? And who has made better life choices when it comes to what they've been watching? 

 

Find out as The Countdown continues ... 

 

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Rickyy Stanicky & Imaginary reviews

Two reviews of brand new films this week - neither of which have made a positive impact in terms critics and audiences alike ...

 

But what will Wayne think of the latest Amazon Prime Video comedy, Rocky Stanicky? And how will Paul respond to Jeff Wadlow's latest Blumhouse produced effort after he infamously defecated all over the bed with his last two films, Truth or Dare and Fantasy Island?

 

Let's put it this way. Sensitive ears should not be permitted to listen to this powder-keg of an episode!

 

Find out just how crazy things get, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Ricky Stanicky SPOILER-FILLED Review: 0:00 - 10:38

Imaginary SPOILER-FILLED Review: 10:38 - 25:02

 

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Matt Damon vs Ben Affleck: Who Wins?

Countdown #464

 

The boys this week return to determining who is the superior actor/star/and all round person when they pit Matt Damon's filmography against Ben Affleck's.

 

Though reportedly best friends through most of their lives, such sentiments mean nothing when the chance to be crowned the superior Hollywood star crops up on The Countdown. So expect nothing short of a bloodbath as Wayne gets behind Matt, while Paul has Ben's back.

 

Who will triumph? Will Armageddon feature? And does Ben get any credit for having two of the more attractive Jennifer's on his CV?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and so much more, as The Countdown continues ...

 

 

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Dune: Part Two review

After infamously and unpredictably "Negatroning" the first part of the Dune saga, Wayne is back to double down on his criticisms of all things Arrakis ... or is he? Has his Waynus seen the light? Will he apologise and retract his previous criticisms while acknowledging how amazing Dune: Part 2 is?

 

And what about Paul? Is he as high on the second part of Paul Atreides' story? Or has his passion for Denis Villeneuve's epic sci-fi saga cooled to some degree?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and more, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Dune: Part 2 NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 16:40

Dune: Part 2 SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 16:40 - 33:52

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 33:52 - 34:29

 

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Top 10 Tom Cruise Films REDUX

Countdown #463

 

Way back in Episode 19* of the show - sometime during the winter months of 2015 - the boys did their first ever countdown focused on an a single actor. That actor has affectionately become known as T to the C among the Countdown Listener Community, but is otherwise referred to as one Tom Cruise.

 

It felt only natural then that if there was any actor that the show would re-do a countdown on, it had to be T to the C, that Hollywood A-Lister who can champion Scientology and jump on as many Oprah couches as he wants, as long as he continues making quality films.

 

So join Wayne in that heady place known as Man-Crush Land, as The Countdown continues ... *Not Episode 4 as Paul suggests during the recording. Ignore his blather!

 

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Drive Away Dolls review

Hey! It's a new Coen Brother comedy road film. Co-written with his queer wife, Tricia Cooke, and all about a couple of lesbian friends who are not at all angsty about their sexual orientation going on a hilarious road trip and unknowingly pursued by shady criminals. How could this not rock?

 

Well, as it turns out: it does not. Join the lads as they chart just where Drive Away Dolls left the Good Film Interstate and would up along Disappointment Backroad, by way of Not Funny Enough Highway. All as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Drive Away Dolls NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 10:52

Drive Away Dolls SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 10:52 - 19:55

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 19:55 - 20:38

 

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Top 10 Comedies of the New Millennium

Countdown #462

 

Everyone likes to laugh, right? Well, Wayne and Paul certainly do and so they each put their minds to the task of collating the very best comedies of the last 24 years into a Top 10 list for you.

 

How many times does Judd Apatow get a mention? Is Will Ferrell, Jonah Hill or McLovin the most featured actor in these films? And can Paul find it in his apparently cold, dead heart to laugh at ten whole films?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions - with plenty of laughs along the way - as The Countdown continues ...

 

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Madame Web review

Paul and Wayne have heard the siren call of the nuclear box office disaster that is Madame Web, and if you're not going to see it, they have courageously decided to will this one for the team!

 

So join the lads as they try to narrow down where it all went wrong for Sony and the creative team behind "Spidey-Tingle: The Movie". Just don't expect this turd to be polished gold, as The Countdown continues ...

 

Time Stamps:

Madame Web NON-SPOILER Review: 0:00 - 11:40

Madame Web SPOILER-FILLED Discussion: 11:40 - 27:42

Final Thoughts Including Potential Spoilers: 27:42 - 28:13

 

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Top 10 Spy Films REDUX

Countdown #461

 

It's Wayne's favourite genre, but he can't remember what films he chose for the first ever Countdown back in 2015, so hopefully no-one else will either ...

 

Join the lads as they countdown the top 10 Spy Films of all time, updating their lists from that long ago day when The Countdown was little more than a glint in Paul's eye.

 

How will things have changed? Will there be any films from the last 9 years added to the list? And does Matthew Vaughn get a look in with his brand new blockbuster, Argylle?

 

Learn the answers to all these questions and more, as The Countdown continues ...

 

 

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